Nobody is unimportant.

me: wow i have so much to do
me: *doesnt do any of it*
semicolson:

No one can know what’s in my secret box. *Whispers*
Not even Squidward’s house… 

semicolson:

No one can know what’s in my secret box. 

*Whispers*

Not even Squidward’s house… 

(via thatzak)

tyleroakley:

thedailywhat:

Some People Shouldn’t Breed of the Day: Watch as a Mom of the Year candidate jerks her cart just hard enough to send her daughter crashing to the floor, then tries to convince fellow shoppers it was an accident: ”I didn’t mean to do that one.”

That one?! Fellow Wal-Mart shoppers of course call bullsh*t and a heated confrontation ensues — and it’s all caught on vertical video!

Sidenote: Don’t miss the daughter’s arm, already sporting a pink cast.

Some people just shouldn’t be parents. 

(Source: thedailywhat, via lepreas-deactivated20140507)